Arrrr!

September 19 is "Talk like a pirate day" so it's time to practice some buccaneer banter:
BOB: Avast, me beauty.
MARY: Avast, Bob. Is that a yardarm in your doubloons, or are you just glad to see me?
BOB: You are giving me the desire to haul some keel.
MARY: Arrrrr.