11.30.2008
11.12.2008
Oldie but goodie: translator for common female phrases
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes . Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That' s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
10.28.2008
The Gospel according to Wynonna
10.16.2008
10.11.2008
Fisher chicks in the news!
"... they are anglers devoted to the sport of trying to outsmart fish and tease them onto their hook, so they can (hopefully) grill them up in garlic and butter. But since the all-female group of Ventura County anglers formed seven years ago, they've not only pulled in lots of big fish, they've become a tight, eclectic group of friends who get together monthly to talk about fish, sex, family and food while laughing and fishing ... "
See the story in today's VENTURA COUNTY STAR or here.
10.08.2008
Feature film: Morning Light!
We LOVED the movie Morning Light, which premiered in
We hope you and your friends and family will go see this film when it comes out! It opens Oct 17 – for a list of theaters email me at crazeemermaid@gmail.com; it goes to DVD in the Spring. If you stay til the very very end you’ll see my name as the credits roll ;-) Here’s a picture of
**Also a ‘making of’ tv show on the team selection trials is showing TOMORROW Thurs 10/9 on ESPN2, called “Morning Light: Making the Cut” **Check your local listings – it’s on at 9pm here in
10.03.2008
XPLORE is underway!
9.14.2008
Arrrr!
9.08.2008
Report from Burning Man
9.01.2008
'woop! woop! woop! woop!'
'Featuring guess who???!!! :-D
This book comes out Nov. 1. Order here or at your local bookstore.
8.15.2008
8.09.2008
8.04.2008
7.25.2008
7.20.2008
7.17.2008
Coco says ...
7.13.2008
Always a bridesmaid ...
7.10.2008
The trouble with tacking duels ...
In a real duel, someone gets to die. In a tacking duel - you just get to keep tacking.
So it was today, 187-million tacks later, that we ended up with a 4-3 record. Pretty good, but should have won them all. Now, we think, we're 'fine tuned' for the rest of the regatta.
'Trouble is, so are the rest of the girls.
Sitting on my bed eating leftover CPK pizza, nursing one now-tepid beer, having saturated myself to utter prune-dom in the jacuzzi, I'm reflecting on the day. Sandy - compact, feisty, sharp-as-a-tack - knows what she wants and just how to do it ... Amanda - all 5' tall, 120lb of her pure muscle - throws her whole body into tailing the sheet the way only a 20-something can (with still pliable bones and resilient muscles) ... Adreana is at one point near tears, having been reamed for a task (I blame the language barrier) while Cindy hurls over the side (really impressive projectile vomiting - we are discussing the use of 'vomit as a weapon') and both rally phenomenally ('puke & rally!' became our battle-cry!) when the next rounding approaches. I'm SO impressed with the team and - as cliche as it sounds - really honored to be racing with them.
7.08.2008
'Playing with Matches ... '
But I'm excited. In a masochistic, challenged kind of way. I place little goals in front of myself: 'Tomorrow I can eat again', 'Thursday we have the night off so I can pack my body in ice in the bathtub at the hotel', 'Saturday I can have a drink', 'Sunday this will be a-l-l behind me'. For better or for worse.
For news and results click here - look for skipper Sandy Hayes.
6.26.2008
I just can't help being nauti!
6.21.2008
Tons of prizes at free fishing derby for kids!
Kids compete – for free – at this annual fishing derby Saturday July 5 at
Registration starts @ 9:00am, fishing starts @ 10:00. Kids will compete in three different age groups (up to 15 yrs old) for tons of prizes. Helpers will record and release the fish; prizes go to the top three anglers in each category, PLUS the first 100 kids to show up!
Sign up at West Marine on Cesar Chavez or at the Harbor beforehand. A limited number of rods & reels are available for loan to those who request in advance - otherwise bring your own gear, bait will be supplied.
Rules are:
1) Children must catch & land the fish themselves
2) One rod per kid
3) One hook per rod
Prizes from West Marine, whale watching trips etc from
6.16.2008
Making whoopee
Considering my ambition to get in the water if I’m near a get-in-able body of water that, in particular, I’ve never been in before -- the Indian Ocean, St. Maarten’s Great Bay, the Sarapiquà River in Costa Rica, and several beaches in Mexico (where God-knows-what you can catch) come to mind, along with more recently the Tuolumne River and Pinecrest Lake -- my 'toe in the water' dogma has finally caught up with me, fostering a little souvenir I never intended to take home: a colony of single-celled parasitic squatters whose common goal is to ‘party hardy’ in my small intestines, while creating copious amounts of gas.
Yes, I am a walking-talking whoopee cushion.
Giardia is a not-so-uncommon protozoa found in rural, wilderness and other so-so water supplies that, once ingested (when, for instance, you rip down a water slide and half a gallon of Tuolumne River shoots up your nose) provokes a veritable orgy of flagellates and flatulence. The ‘host’ (why do I not feel ‘hospitable’?) exhibits a feeling of general malaise coupled with a low-grade fever and nausea. I actually feel okay as long as I don’t eat! Then my stomach gurgles and rumbles like a distant thunder storm … even the dog doesn’t want to sleep with me!
Fortunately it’s stunted my appetite (who needs colonics when you can have a parasite?) and added to my cachet as a verified world adventurer. Tally ho!
5.30.2008
Hearts of Stone
While Stephen was here I told him of the heart rocks, and soon his eyes were glued to the ground. Tenacious in his search (as in everything) he soon presented me with a lovely smooth heart of stone.
Today I emailed him in Ushuaia, where it is snowing and well into winter.
"I found the most amazing heart rock yesterday," I said. "It is hard, and roughly chiseled by the sea, but most definitely a heart!"
'Send a picture' he said and I did.
"Funny thing about this heart rock," I added, "as roughty- toughty as it appears, i had to prop it up -- it does not want to stand on its own!"
5.29.2008
RESET!
What molds our expectations? I did a workshop on this years ago: so often our expectations are shaped by the strangest input - media, misinterpretation, other people with unique skills and traits - and our expectations don't end up actually matching the individual/situation at hand at all! (Although it appears to be the other way around!)
With our expectations doomed from the start, they fail. Our reaction is disappointment - which the subject can sense - and around and around the frustration goes!
So here I am, resetting my expectations: for certain people, family members, standard of living, fitness, relationships, finances, career, and myself. Once I establish a realistic expectation I guess I can decide whether that's acceptable or not. In some cases: no. Why 'hang with the turkeys' if you want to 'soar with the eagles'? So if my expectations are so low, let's say, of the Fisherman - honestly: Why would I want him around anyway???
By contrast, I am hoisting my expectations for Coco. She has a big year ahead - we have named it 'The Year of Endurance'. She had a lot of challenges, which will require more discipline, tenacity and organization than ever before. But I have promised to be her #1 fan and supporter and help her achieve this if she promises to give it her all.
For me, it's more difficult. My expectations of myself have always been warped, so this needs work. But here in the midst of my 'year of the F-word' I find myself looking more keenly at my future - what and where it will bring me - and that self-exploration will help me set high goals for myself.
I wouldn't expect anything less.
5.27.2008
So many travels, so little time!
4.29.2008
Strengthen Venoco's Clean-up of Contaminated Soils in Carpinteria!
4.24.2008
Rockfish, not roses!
***OTHER NEWS*** The Nauti Chicas won the Caroline Starr trophy for best corrected time for an all-gal crew in the 125nm Newport to Ensenada race ---a major comeback after last month's Newport to Cabo San Lucas race. Details here.
4.23.2008
HERE WE GO AGAIN ...
4.18.2008
TONIGHT! April 18
This award-winning documentary is an unprecedented glimpse into the male-dominated world of big-wave surfing from an unusual and seldom seen perspective - a woman's. The surfing footage is an awesome sight but the fine, intensely immediate rendering of Sarah's experience is this unforgettable film's real reward. "One Winter Story" traces Sarah's strength and determination to their roots in a beautiful montage of film, voice, memory and emotion.
Live music and a raffle will precede the film starting at 6:30 pm, the filmmakers will be on hand for Q&A afterwards. Film begins around 7:30pm. Tickets are $12 at the door. For more details CLICK ON THE PHOTO.
4.15.2008
YOU WANT TO BE ME!
4.08.2008
800 miles later ...
We made it to Cabo in five days plus change. Blew up our best kite for the conditions (20+) - which was a setback, but otherwise everything went wonderfully. Mahvelous teamwork, great boat, all systems 'go'. Arrived to the most gorgeous, posh accommodations (compliments of Vista Serena/Montage Resorts) imaginable, and all the cold, wet, sleep-deprived memories of our passage melted away in the Cabo sunshine (with a little help from some margaritas ... ) More pix HERE on Shutterfly. Thanks for your prayers & support ~ Betsy
ABOVE: VIEW OF OUR PRIVATE BAHIA FROM THE CASA
RIGHT: ME ON DAY 5 - NICE WEATHER AT LAST
3.26.2008
Going, going, gone ...
3.20.2008
BBC: Fish key to reef climate survival
Environment correspondent, BBC
"A healthy fish population could be the key to ensuring coral reefs survive the impacts of climate change, pollution, overfishing and other threats.
Australian scientists found that some fish act as 'lawnmowers', keeping coral free of kelp and unwanted algae."
Read the whole story from BBC
3.17.2008
3.13.2008
Good News, Bad News
Driving home, the car jouncing as the girls and Joe-Joseph-Joey dance to the blaring music, we see a low hovering helicopter off Padaro Lane, accompanied by several boats with blue strobe lights. Clearly a Search & Rescue. I get home and read that the USCG is looking for a man who swam out to his boat, which had broken loose from its mooring in the gusty conditions. Now, seven hours later, they continue to search for him in an obvious grid. The water is about 55°. Sobering. Life is precious.
3.11.2008
It's all about the accessories ...
For GCLA's March meeting I've selected six wines (all but one from Santa Ynez) of various varietals for the gals to taste, in our ongoing quest for the perfect fish-worthy white. I purposefully snubbed chardonnay and sauvignon blanc; picking rousanne blends, viognier, albarino and others, to get out of that chard/sauv blanc rut. In London, I hear, they say "ABC" at the chi chi bars ... "Anything But Chardonnay". Well bring it on!
3.06.2008
The Lure of Alaska
The Lure of Alaska
The small, grasshopper-like plane makes one final loop around the lake, then disappears behind a ridge of blue-green mountains, leaving me standing in the frigid, waist-high waters of Crab Slough, near Glacier Bay, Alaska.
All is silent, save for the whispering of the tall grasses. When the plane returns this afternoon, I'll be a fly fisherwoman, I resolve. In the back of my mind, I simply hope it returns.
Continued here ...
3.05.2008
Shoot!
water -- is done and I'm glad to say we returned with the same number of kids we left with.
Taking "other people's children" on a shoot is sheer terror: especially if you don't know the parents. Otherwise you can threaten the children with death and explain half-assedly to your friends and neighbors why their kids are not home on time, why their best sneakers are wet and their jackets are torn; but the kids of strangers provide a strange conundrum indeed - starting with how curious it is that these nice people let me take their children out of school and transport them on a film shoot to an offshore island in the first place.
Luckily these children were polite, enthusiastic, and were not pukers (they did, by contrast, eat voraciously). After picking them up at school and driving them across town to Ventura, we boarded the research vessel and made a quick crossing to the south side of Anacapa.
The scientists we were tagging along with debarked first, for their thrilling studies of intertidal species within the established transects <yawn>; then the film crew left to 'search for the perfect location' while I was left aboard to entertain children. Within a couple of hours though we were snapping on lifejackets and transferring the kids to the rocky shore in an inflatable.
Hours passed, but in sum: while the rest of the crew set up we played on the rocks, with the directive not to get hurt as bloodied children would make poor documentary subjects. The filming commenced and the kids, truly, were delightful, and played their parts well - handling sea hares and sea stars, crabs and urchins, all the while with waves surging at their ankles (knees ... thighs ... hips ... ) The sea was particularly unruly and despite the low tide, south swells came barreling in at random, flooding the tidepools -- at which point we hollered for the kids to HOLD ON as mountains of seawater rushed in. "One...two...three...four..." we counted the sets and then resumed filming. This continued until we felt a) we'd got the shot and b) the tide was coming in so swiftly that a hasty retreat was prudent.
By then the calm-ish pools on the west side, where we had debarked, were underwater, so we half-crawled out amidst the slippery rocks to the arriving dinghy. I held it in place as the kids pawed their way out then flung their bodies into the inflatable, and returned to the R/V where we had them change to dry clothes; after which they ate everything in sight.
All in all the shoot was a success, in a stunning location that most mere mortals only dream of visiting. Score another one for the lucky people.
[Personal note: I've had three very physical days and continue to be amazed/thankful/thrilled that I have been blessed as such:with the ability to heft a zillion cases of wine for two days then have such an active day crawling & climbing around Cat Rock ... I think tomorrow I'll take it easy at the gym: maybe bench press a small sumo wrestler and stationary bike 100 miles ... and YES - this is work: I *did* get paid for this job today :-D ]
2.28.2008
"No guys to tell us we are doing it wrong"
The famous (infamous?) Girls Trip departs Friday Sept 19 at 9 PM for fishing Saturday and Sunday, Sept 20 & 21, returning about 9 PM on Sunday. Cost is $490.00. Permits & possible fuel surcharge extra.
"We have a blast and there are no guys to tell us we are doing it wrong," Glory adds. Check the website or call her at 619-225-0784 for details.Also in the works: DPYC will be hosting a tuna charter mid-August: 1 1/2 days about Fury (Dana Point) for $300. A special feature of this trip for just 25 participants will be instruction for newbies. Contact Skippy Sue spinset@cox.net for details.
2.24.2008
2.22.2008
*I'm too sexy for my foulies .... *
'Got the most awesome price at West Marine with this coupon -- felt like I was stealing the jacket and bib at this price ... was running so under-budget :-O I decided to peruse the boot & shoe sale too. Of course the lunkhead sales guy started showing me shoes that were, "perfect for gardening & hanging out on the porch."
DOH! Shooed him back to his CAVE and picked out some cute turquoise Teva-like deck shoes I can use for sailing and hike around in too.
Now with that, and my thermies, the only thing I need for Cabo still is a pair of board shorts and I'm good to go!
2.13.2008
Ho-Hum ...
Shake it like a martini shaker!
Here's June being 'nauti' as an Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Lemondrop Martini bar maid!
2.07.2008
Nauti Chica Martini Shake-off
2.04.2008
Bush cannot exempt Navy from ruling restricting use of sonar, federal judge says
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February 4, 2008 9:15 PM
LOS ANGELES (AP) -The Navy must follow environmental laws placing strict limits on sonar training that may harm whales, despite President Bush's decision to exempt it, a federal judge ruled Monday.
The Navy is not ''exempted from compliance with the National Environmental Policy Act'' and a court injunction creating a 12 nautical-mile no-sonar zone off Southern California, U.S. District Judge Florence-Marie Cooper wrote in a 36-page decision.
''We disagree with the judge's decision,'' White House spokesman Tony Fratto said. ''We believe the orders are legal and appropriate.''
The president signed a waiver Jan. 15 exempting the Navy and its anti-submarine warfare exercises from a preliminary injunction creating the no-sonar zone. The Navy's attorneys argued in court last week that he was within his legal rights.
Environmentalists have fought the use of sonar in court, saying it harms whales and other marine mammals. 'It's an excellent decision,'' said Joel Reynolds, attorney for the Natural Resources Defense Council, which is spearheading the legal fight. ''It reinstates the proper balance between national security and environmental protection.''
The Navy last week wrapped up a training exercise by the carrier strike group of the USS Abraham Lincoln in which sonar was used. There are currently no task force training exercises off the coast of California using sonar
When he signed the exemption, Bush said complying with the law would ''undermine the Navy's ability to conduct realistic training exercises that are necessary to ensure the combat effectiveness of carrier and expeditionary strike groups.''
Said Reynolds: ''I've always felt that the president's actions were illegal in this case, and the judge has affirmed that point of view with the decision today.''
The judge also wrote that she has ''significant concerns about the constitutionality of the President's exemption,'' but that a ruling based on constitutionality was not needed to reinstate the injunction.
A three-judge panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco had been expected to rule on the future of the Navy exercises last month. After Bush's decision, the appeals court sent the issue to the U.S. District Court in Los Angeles for reconsideration.
Navy spokeswoman Lt. Cmdr. Cindy Moore did not say what the military's next legal move may be.
Government attorneys can appeal Cooper's decision to the 9th Circuit or could ask the appeals court to allow sonar exercises until the appeal is resolved.
Scientists have said that loud sonar can damage the brains and ears of marine mammals, and that it may mask the echoes some whales and dolphins listen for when they use their own natural sonar to locate food.
The Navy maintains that it already minimizes risks to marine life and has employed sonar for decades without seeing any whale injuries. The sonar is essential for tracking submarines, it said.
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Associated Press writer Chelsea J. Carter in San Diego contributed to this report.
1.23.2008
More Lionfish
Chief Scientist Paula Whitfield popped up from the RIB onto the deck of R/V NANCY FOSTER beaming. ‘We hit the mother lode,’ she announced, in her effervescent way.
A record 16 lionfish had been surveyed in the transect – a 10m X 50m swathe of rocky ocean bottom.
But it was bittersweet news. High numbers were good for the scientists’ research, but bad for the environment. Invasive lionfish have a powerful toehold in their new habitat.
To do our part to slow their invasion, we ate some.
The crew was served blackened lionfish, along with vegetables, salad and yellow rice (we are fed well -- and did I mention, regularly? – on R/V NANCY FOSTER). Lionfish is a white fish with firm texture, like flounder; meaty and not at all oily or fatty. I think it would make a killer fish taco.
Another of the scientists aboard studying lionfish is Dr. David ‘Wilson’ Freshwater, a Research Analyst 2 for the Center for Marine Sciences at the University of North Carolina, Wilmington. With each fish collected and dissected, a small chunk of flesh is gathered for DNA testing at Wilson’s lab. These little glass jars of sushi line the table where we talk in the wet lab.
Wilson admits that he bartered his way aboard this research cruise, offering to work as a ‘grunt diver’ on deck in exchange for the chance to study the fish in person. The extensive work that Wilson and his associate Rebecca Hamner have done has proven so far that North Carolina’s invasive lionfish are all from Indonesia. One might expect a more diverse background – with a mix of fish from Taiwan, the Philippines and Mozambique. But Wilson says genetic markers indicated otherwise – and suggest a lack of genetic diversity in North Carolina’s invasive lionfish: what you might call ‘inbreeding’ – risky business for a species indeed.
The wet lab is unusually empty and quiet as we wrap up our talk. Wilson has stayed up late to ensure a good and thorough interview. But the days start early here on R/V NANCY FOSTER, so we put away the ‘sushi’ and sign off.
Even Paula, the Chief Scientist and orchestrator of all the activity, is asleep when I enter our quarters. The individual bunks have heavy maroon curtains drawn for privacy, and mine is the only one still open. As I get ready to crawl into bed I notice a small chocolate candy nested on my pillow, and smile. This may not be the QUEEN MARY but the R/V NANCY FOSTER is one special ship.
1.20.2008
Non-native Lionfish invade the Atlantic
Revisiting the Lionfish documentary shoot 07/28/2006
Life aboard a ship at sea is dictated by unfamiliar parameters.
There are strictly adhered-to boat deployments and dive times. Emails come and go twice a day. There's a dress code (no flip flops; no tank tops in the mess hall). And the most precisely planned and regimented things are meal times, by which everything else is planned. They are chiseled in stone.
With all of this under our belts, we tackle Day 2.
Curtis Callaway [cinematographer] films the early morning (0630) plankton tow: a search for lionfish larvae; while Norb Wu [cinematographer] readies for the first dive of the morning (0730) - a survey of lionfish on one of the earlier identified research sites - along with a side by side comparison of HD (high definition) vs. SD (standard definition) footage. He likens his assignment to "jumping off a two-story building with 600 pounds of equipment."
Multi-beaming is a form of echolocation which uses a 'fan' of beams to map the ocean floor. Out here, Paula Whitfield [NOAA Chief Scientist] is looking for the kind of hard bottoms and structure the lionfish like to hang out on, for further studies. Everything we do is oriented toward finding out the most information possible about this fish: where it lives, what it eats, how it reproduces, whether it is thriving ... and tomorrow, we just may even find out how it tastes.
1.19.2008
Non-native Lionfish invade the Atlantic
Topside research scientist James Morris' excitement is palpable. An earlier lionfish retrieval hadn't yielded what he was looking for: eggs and sperm to fertilize, to incubate lionfish larvae. But now Christine Addison, scientist and diver, proudly hands him a lionfish plump with eggs. She's just brought it up from a 120-foot dive on the reefs off North Carolina where beneath the endless blue waves and rich Gulf Stream waters, is a hidden Garden of Eden of the sea.
We set sail today promptly at 0900 aboard the R/V Nancy Foster. This 187-foot reincarnated Navy ship is massive, with so many levels I continually get lost, walking into walls and doors, up and down stairs, in and out (it seems) of the same room, through various head-banging hatches. Steaming out past Fort Macon, we did fire drills and abandon ship drills (including mandatory donning of our 'Gumby suits' - oversized orange neoprene survival suits with built-in footies and mittens that make getting in and out of them next to impossible), on our way to the specific sites where earlier research has been done.Everyone is so excited to see what has changed and what has stayed the same; to gather their data, their temperature gauges, their eggs, and do their counts. I guess the thing that has struck me strongest so far is how excited everyone is! How enthusiastic and passionate they are about their part in the puzzling proliferation of this Indo-Pacific species in the coastal Atlantic.
And their enthusiasm is contagious. Norb Wu, our underwater cinematographer, does two underwater dives today and works endlessly to perfect his housing. Topside cinematographer, Curtis Callaway and I stay up 'til 2100, trying to light and film a beaker of eggs, reveling in the fact that today, the scientists think they may have solved a mystery about the lionfish' egg sacks.
Exhausted with the excitement and anticipation of the day, I tiptoe into the bunkroom I share with three other gals, slip in to my bottom bunk (more head-banging) and hurry to sleep, anxious for what the new day will bring. - Betsy Crowfoot
1.15.2008
Martini Shake-Off - Feb. 9!
You be the judge of our complimentary concoctions served by the crew:
- Light appetizers, no-host bar, music, dancing, and prizes
- Videos and displays of our previous women’s Transpac adventures
- Team merchandise
- Modest cover charge and other details to be announced ($25-30)
Our program is to work hard and practice often during this two year campaign to win the Transpac in 09 and the LB Women’s One Design in 08, while inspiring young women sailors to do the same.
Race Schedule 2008/2009
March 28 Corona del Mar to Cabo (J35 Predator)
April 25 Ensenada - 2 boat campaign: Predator and Rattle & Hum
May 29 Puerto Vallarta Women’s OD
August Santa Barbara King Harbor (The new boat?)
October Long Beach Women’s OD (Cat 37)
Feb 09 Newport to Cabo
July 09 Transpacfic Yacht Race to Hawaii
Thank you in advance for your support!
**The Dana Point Marina Inn is within walking distance and will offer a “Dana Point Yacht Club” discounted rate the night of the event
1.02.2008
Rhymes with 'Maybe Boats' ...
Both (girls) are feeding well, tottering around, and look healthy. Now we are on standby for Missy (our foster-goat) who looks like she has two watermelons tucked in her sides, and need to see if Kiki is pregnant too (or just fat).